Bitches Havin' Fun

I said to my girlfriend, “I bet you can’t piss me off and make me happy at the same time…”

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She replied, “Your cock’s bigger than your brother’s.” 

(Source: most-awkward-moments)

When you’re in class bored and start making pervert faces at your friends

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You’re like

And they’re all like

Then the teacher spots you and is staring at you like

And everyone else is staring at you like

When you’re home alone at night

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(Source: smelsh)